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MY FIRST TIME LAUGH

My first real joke was in the year four talent show .
My friend Haziq wrapped himself up in bandages like
a mummy and held sign that read"400 BC."
I said that was the licence plate of the car that ran over him.

THE LONG WAY

My mobile phone quit as i tried to let my friend know that i was caught in traffic and would be late for our friendship dinner. I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorists to call her, printed it on a portable inkjet and taped it to my rear windshield.
When i finally arrived home, my friend gave me the the longest smile ever. "I really think he is my best friend ever," he said."At least 70 people called and told me so." hu hu hu...